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Urban Dictionary 

A breeding ground for sex jokes made by chronicly online 13 year olds.
What you look at urban dictionary?
Hell no.
Urban Dictionary by Sam Gonu February 1, 2024

Urban Dictionary. 

A site with stuff made by users, mostly references to porn and swear words because most of the people who use it are edgy 9-year-olds.
Guy 1: I use an urban dictionary.
Guy 2: Do you?
Guy 1: Yes.
Guy 2: Kill yourself, worthless bitch, absolute retarded fucking faggot, absolute piece of shit, absolute dumbass nigger, absolute cunt fucker.
Urban Dictionary. by IEatGrass69420 February 9, 2024

Urban Dictionary Editors 

Basically the urban dictionary police, they'll see which one is more dickhead or no dickhead.
Friend 1: i'm bored, time to do a definition on urban dictionary.

Friend 2: Hey, i need u come down for a sec

Friend 1: *looking at the floor 🫤*

Friend 2: hey u good?

Friend 1: it's just because of these urban dictionary editors , i writed a definition normally, WITH NO swear words and they still shitted on my definition.

Friend 2: Probably they had enough you making definitions.

Urban Dictionary 

The website you are on right now. A website where anyone can type a definition of any word.
I typed in `1234567890-=qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;'#\zxcvbnm,./, and it came up with the definition on the Urban Dictionary.
Urban Dictionary by SupaWahooMan123 February 14, 2024

Urban Dictionary 

literally the website your on right now why did you search this up
Adam: "Yo dude!!! Wanna ride my BBC???"
Jake: "what the fuck is a BBC"
Adam: "look it up on Urban Dictionary"
Urban Dictionary by Fridgeisa2838833 February 18, 2024

Urban Dictionary Editors 

For god's sake stop DELETING MY FUCKING DEFINITIONS THAT I MADE!!!!!!
Guy 1: Could be any second now..

Guy 2: Whats wrong?

Guy 1: The definitions i made are still haven't gone to the internet after waiting for 1 week!

Guy 2: Damn it, Billy. Your definition wasn't approved from the urban dictionary editors.