Bro Magnet

Generally a vehicle or a vessel of some sort that attracts other males, platonically, to each other. Often this will be a large truck, sports or muscle car. Not be confused with white BMWs Or Lamborghinis that are owned by smelly Arabic dudes. Rarely this is extended to objects, such as televisions or instruments, such as guitars.

Bro 1: Cody’s new Duramax Superduty Megacab Executioner Lifted dual stack coal roller is a total bro magnet.

Bro 2: I know. Zach and Brandon totally have diesel boners for it!

by Mega Hemroids January 31, 2020

Lounging Bro

The state in which a Bro can be found lounging, relaxing, "chilling", most often with fellow Bros. The attire is crucial to the success of the Bros "lounging". The Bro will often be wearing their Adidas flip flops (the ones with a single velcro strap across the toes), tube socks, ill-fitting basketball shorts, and most importantly, a cut-off tank-top which is either a ridiculously motivating Nike slogan, or their 2006 Wrestling championship. The Bro will often open their door eating a Jimmy John's sandwich, with a Natty Ice to nurse the hangover from their Bitty infested evening last night. In the background you will hear either football or Call of Duty.

"Dude, what's that in your living room?"
"Oh that's just a lounging Bro".

by The P&P May 17, 2013

cocomo bros

When you had sex with the same chick as your bro and she’s done coke off your bro’s dick, but your buddy has not had sex with her.

We’re cocomo bros bc I just fucked the girl who did coke off your dick. Dope!

by Cocomo bro December 8, 2019

Bro Smash

When two or more bros get together for a good, family-friendly Super Smash Bros tournament. Each match is typically played best of 5.

Chance: "Do you know what Friday is?"

Ryan: "Yeah man! It's when Kyle gets last place in Bro Smash. I wonder who takes gone the trophy this year"

by BestClimberEver June 20, 2022

Incestimo bro's

When you and your cousin fuck your sister in the same matter as Eskimo bro's

My best friend is incestimo bro's with his cousin. It makes me hard.

by Incest, Eskimo bro's July 23, 2015

yo toot bro

you say it as an introduction, clarepeaxchy from instagram is the main user of this saying. she made it. enjoy using :)

person: hii
you: yo toot bro

by clarepeaxchy July 8, 2020

Bro to Bro

Bro to Bro is the deepest commitment/ the deepest promise you can make, this cannot be broken. you can ask someone to say "Bro to Bro" or say something "Bro to Bro", stronger then saying "on god" or any other ones. If someone you know says something on Bro to Bro it is to be instantly accepted, without a doubt, until proven wrong. SHOULD IN NO WAY BE OVERUSED FOR DUMB THINGS

Sep: "Sven say Bro to Bro you didn't take my phone"
Sven: "Bro to Bro I dont have it"

Sep: "okay"

by boedhoebekk February 28, 2024