dick toenail 

A toenail, but on your dick though.

Are you gonna grow your dick toenail out for a Guinness World Record?

dick toenail by Finger Toenail April 6, 2011

dick buffer 

A derogatory term used to insinuate that a friend or foe is gay.

Seriously dude your a dick buffer.

dick buffer by Diablo Draco May 1, 2006

Dick for days

1.When a male is so arroused by his soon to be sexual partner that his cock will remain erect for countless days on end.
2.The pussy is so good that you feel as if your dick will remain erect for a long time. As if you were on Viagra.

Phil: hey joe this bitch was so fly my cock stayed hard for 3 day fuck fest.
Bill: Yea I caught this one shorty gave me dick for days!

Dick for days by HRM SMK April 24, 2008

Dick year 

A relatively short amount of time that seems to take an agonizingly long time to get over with.

Person #1: "Hey, I heard you fucked Tommy last night."
Person #2: "Worst fuck of my life. Ten seconds took a dick year."

Dick year by Candicks August 20, 2009

Dick Cheese 

the cheesy crud that builds up under ones foreskin when they have not washed under it for months on end

Sally:Ewww. either you clean the dick cheese off your dick, or you aint getting none tonight

Dick Cheese by Gryphon Rider August 15, 2009

dick expert 

Micah Chong

I like, know this guy that is a dick expert.

dick expert by fuzzy wuzzy August 25, 2003

dick-size war 

a huge fight involving lots of testosterone and large amounts of violence

There's a dick-size war over the managerial position

dick-size war by JenJen November 11, 2003