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smeaty meat

A male with a small penis
Girl, I had sex last night with my new booty call and he had a smeaty meat! I had to ask if he was in yet!
by MoGo0114 March 15, 2014
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Serving Meat

Bro #1: Hey Brian! You're serving meat today ;)
Bro #2: As per usual!
by RonTheRealMeat May 21, 2024
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meat swable

Meat that hangs out of the vagina
Damn, when I fucked Barbara she had a huge meat swable
by Meat swable July 24, 2017
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meat buddy

A process of gathering a minimum of 5 of your male friends together and placing capacious amounts of meats in each others mouths.
Dr. Dic insisted we had a meat buddy party eventho it was a family night.
by Swivel mi timbers August 19, 2023
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Test Meat

That’s some real test meat right there
by Manoah13 May 16, 2022
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hang my meat

Going to the bathroom to pull my slong out to piss.
Hey I gotta go to the restroom to go hang my meat.
by Tmartinez2013 May 22, 2017
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shaved meat

I was on the shitter manscaping and then i shaved meat. Boi did that hurt.
by El_chopo June 30, 2021
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