shaved meat

When you manscape and nik your dick.
I was on the shitter manscaping and then i shaved meat. Boi did that hurt.
by El_chopo June 30, 2021
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porcelain blowjob

When you stick your dick in a toilet and flush.
I got the most amazing porcelain blowjob last night.
by El_chopo May 14, 2021
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dragon sushi

When you put a piece of sushi up her ass.
I just dragon sushied her so hard last night.
by El_chopo April 21, 2021
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