Definitions by El_chopo

shaved meat 

When you manscape and nik your dick.

I was on the shitter manscaping and then i shaved meat. Boi did that hurt.

shaved meat by El_chopo June 30, 2021

porcelain blowjob 

When you stick your dick in a toilet and flush.

I got the most amazing porcelain blowjob last night.

porcelain blowjob by El_chopo May 14, 2021

dragon sushi 

When you put a piece of sushi up her ass.

I just dragon sushied her so hard last night.

dragon sushi by El_chopo April 21, 2021