james

a smart person who is so orz

Person 1) James is so orz.
Person 2) I want to date him.

by orzintballs May 31, 2025

Alabama James

The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.

Alabama James tried to raid a tomb but it turned out to be a Piggly Wiggly stockroom.

by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025

James

The type of guy to wear shorts in the winter

Brian: hey bro why you wearing shorts
Cliff: I’m pulling a James

by Imogen_small_fry June 8, 2025

James Tiddytoucher

The best person ever.
has amassed over 100m dollars
best friends with oliver fingerlicker

"have you heard of James Tiddytoucher and oliver finger Licker?"

by mercyglahhh April 4, 2024

James

A person whos fallen off so far

I used to love John but he became a James

by WhosGet April 8, 2024

National Jump James Day

Falls on April 9th where you can jump / fight / gang up on any person with the name James.

Joe: “Hey man have you seen James? It’s National Jump James Day!”
Sasha: “No, I haven’t let’s go beat him up now!”

by DinoAngiee~ April 8, 2024

james

An absolutely amazing person with a beautiful heart but a crazy soul. Will eat spiders and lollies off the floor but deeply cares for those close to him. Don’t let him go.

girl 1: yo i started dating james

girl 2: wow what a total catch!

by ridgespur April 10, 2024