gleason

An extremely awesome guy

I was hanging out with Brett last night, he is a gleason!

by Randi Blitch June 12, 2005

gleason

A television season of the tv show Glee.

Gleek 1: The first gleason was so much more classy than the second gleason, right???

Gleek 2: Yeah, but the second gleason was so much more exciting!!!

by gleek194 June 10, 2011

gleason

To immediately throw away something that you know you will not keep later. (related) To jenny gleason is to completely purge oneself of all but life's essentials.

Ryan gleasoned his yogurt lid medal immediately following the office olympics, despite Pam looking on, reasoning that he would eventually toss it later anyways.

by lazycalifornian August 3, 2007

gleasoning

1. the act of ungleefully sighing in excessive amounts
2. verbal version of an eyeroll

The 911 dispatcher was gleasoning when her officers would not listen to what she had told them.

by happycamper61364 October 5, 2013

Gleason

Filling one's anus with ketchup and mustard and then pooping it out on a partner's face, in their mouth, and all over their body. The anal secretions are then licked up by other members involved in this sick disgusting orgy and swapped between each others mouth.

I walked in on my partners and their friends having a Gleason party! How disgusting!

by Big Daddy Tim April 9, 2009

Gleason

The coolest last name ever! Most of the family is hilarious and it is a trait to be comical, (proof is the comedian Jackie Gleason). The family is pretty cool and has a constant occurance of twins. The men in the family all have large penises and are athletic competitors.

Man that family the Gleason's are always kidding, but they're good at sports.

by chealseafc 4 lyfe May 29, 2008

Gleason

one who is a total obnoxious tool. and makes noises of an assortment of animals( specifically the jungle)

"what did you think of english today"
" the kid sitting next to me was being a total Gleason"

by Shamerla May 19, 2008