JOHN KERRY 

A man that tried to become the next president, but got tied up in the fact he did not no were to stand on important issues.

That John Kerry guy thinks that the war is good, then bad, then good, then bad, then good, then bad....(infinite goods and bads).

JOHN KERRY by pheonix blackhawk May 17, 2005

Port-A-John 

Pouring blue kool-aid into a woman's anus then shitting into it. A common practice in Minsk, where the temps are cold but the lovin' is hot.

Man, I can't believe that she let me port-a-john her on the second date.

Port-A-John by Leslie Barbara January 18, 2007

john william 

annoying and whiny usually a guy. Whiny 24/7, 7. perverted as nothing else. He is normally a jerk to people he doesn't like. Though he can be pretty cute. Looks really hot when he actually smiles.

Wow he is definitely a john william.

john william by LAMFO May 24, 2010

elton john

if something is hella gay then you can just call it elton, or if someone is gay then you can do the same thing. This originated from Bryan B. who is extremely gay and considers himself a fashion critic

did you hear brian talk about that guy's pants he said "that gut is realy cute in those pants". Man Brian is so elton john

elton john by tanner dum April 2, 2008

The Johnson 

The Johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, (not always, see examples below) and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to masturbate on his girl, in anger. There's three different known types of The Johnson.

1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a nice surprise when she wakes up.
Erin got The Johnson on her birthday, she dosen't need a receipt for that!

Erin got The Johnson for her birthday, she dosen't need a receipt for that.

The Johnson by Topher Johnson February 15, 2008

John Howard 

George Bush's alien assistant who does nething he says 2 weaken the world 2 turn it into a universal dump.

also used to describe some1 with john howard-like qualities.
eg: a coward, a but kisser, an absolute freaking idiot.

oh no our planet is doomed! john howard has just made it possible 4 the country of australia to all lose their jobs and starve 2 death.

what will john howard do next- it is in his power to order all babies born with blue eyes killed!

John Howard by me-me-me July 24, 2008

John Wilkes Booth

A variation of the Abe Lincoln performed using another person's pubic hair (i.e., not one's own). The recipient is often extremely surprised to have the John Wilkes Booth performed on him/her as the presence of a full head of pubic hair has given him/her comfort that an Abe Lincoln is not imminent. The individual performing the John Wilkes Booth typically exclaims "sic semper tyrannis" as he launches the pubes. The John Wilkes Booth can be performed anywhere, but is most often observed in theater balconies.

"Damn that Steve. I thought he was being a sweetheart by taking me to a play for my birthday, but then he goes and unloads a John Wilkes Booth on me."

John Wilkes Booth by qqduck October 20, 2007