Friend zone 

The worst fucking place on earth. usually occurs with nice guys because girls are shallow and love dickwads. im there im never getting out. if youre there then god help you if youre not, youre probably a douchebag to your girlfriends.

Me: hey.. i really like you.. do you wann go on a date sometime:

Girl: i think we should stay friends. sorry :/

me: (in head) why does god hate me?

me: ok so i take it im too ugly and nice, im going to take steroids and abuse girls i like emotionally and physically now.

girl: *goes on about how assholes dont get girls*

me: lying bitch

and this is why the friend zone sucks.

Friend zone by ihatemylife1234567891011 September 11, 2011

Gay Friend 

A male who spends excessive time with girls who he believes are attracted to him, while in reality are just friends or think he's cute because he's 4 feet tall. Another component of the gay friend is the act of participating in outings, events, or trips, with solely females. The decision of whether or not someone is "the gay friend" is largely based on whether or not he has hooked up with one of the girls he's spending time with. 9 out of 10 times, he has not, and likely won't in the near future; determined to be The Gay Friend. The Gay Friend is never actually homosexual, but deserves the title since he assumes a similar position(and relationship) that of a gay man would with girls. Usually summed up by; if you're hanging out a lot with a girl(s) and you're not scoring...you're the gay friend.

Isac: Hey...what do I have to do to tap Brooke's ass?
Phil: aHahah

Nate: Dude...Isac is THE gay friend
Dan: Yah, girls don't actually like him, he need's to learn that.

Gay Friend by Noo1 January 4, 2009

Friendster 

A place for people who think the more friends they get, the more popular and friendly they become.

Most pics you will find there are composed of skanks, sluts, and un-original cam-whoring.

If you're looking for pages than can cause your computer to hang-up because of excessive javascripts and graphics, this is the place to go.

If the profile is full 50+ pictures of the owner's face and he/she has a lot of glittery graphics, "features", sTiCkY cApS and even more stolen graphics and falling objects, I can guarantee you that they think friendster is the best website it the world and whenever they think of the word INTERNET, FRIENDSTER is the first website that comes to their mind.

If you see a plain, simple, and "quiet" profile and you see 24 hours in his/her "last login" information, that person is sick of friendster and he/she only has that account to keep in touch with friends...Simple as that.

To sum it all up, it is WORST than MySpace and is definitely the most overrated social networking site in Asia.

Girl 1: OMG! What's the name of that cute and oh so hot guy???
Girl 2: Jason honey! OMG he is sooooo hot!
Girl 1: Do you think he has a friendster account???
Girl 2: Of course he does. All cool people have it!
Girl 1: Come on let's look him up!

***goes online and searches his name***

Girl 1 and 2: OMG!!!!!!!!!!! iiiiiiiii!!!!! He is SOOOOO hot!
Girl 2: Thank goodness there is friendster!!

**giggles more**

Bystander: What a bunch of losers...there is definitely more to the internet than just friendster!

Friendster by B-R-A-N-D-Y December 9, 2008

School Friend 

One of your "friends" at school that you dont even talk to outside of school. When at lunch if you leave your food alone, even for a second, they will mess with it. They also make gay jokes about you.

Chris:Alright guys, I'll be right back
Matt: Ok lets put shit in his food haha thats HILARIOUS
Johnny: OK LOL
*Chris walking away* "Stupid School Friends

School Friend by ZuckonIt October 9, 2011

really close friend 

going out...aka Love...aka couples...aka...love

yah..she is just my really close friend..im with her all the time...JUST A REALLY CLOSE FRIEND

really close friend by SAMAAAAArrasras June 17, 2008

friendship penis

A really small penis

Wow Ryan Jude Rankin you have a "nice" friendship penis. Exclaimed Cam.

friendship penis by trevorthedog May 9, 2019

Words with Friendship 

An invitation to play the popular iPhone game "Words with Friends" which may appear to as an advancement in your relationship with the other person.

Jessica: Ugh I just got a Words with Friends invite from Joey...
Ashley: Are you ready for that kind of relationship?
Jessica: No it's too soon. I don't think I'm ready for a Words with Friendship

Words with Friendship by Adolf "Jesus" Hitler October 13, 2011