Lasthma Attack 

When a person laughs so hard, that they have trouble breathing, making it appear that the subject is having an asthma attack.

Once Freddy told that dead baby joke, Emerson got a lasthma attack and he had us all worried.

Lasthma Attack by MattyPoo Dru March 19, 2009

Arial Attack

Arial Attack is just like a hot carol only in the form of a suprise.

John did an Arial Attack on Jason last night and now Jason is in rehab.

Arial Attack by Dirty Deed April 1, 2009

Screen attacker 

Someone who openly expresses their hate over xbox live or ps3 chat to his friends, but when in person normally acts like a total suckup to everyone that was present for the insults, pretending that nothing ever happened

1. Guy 1, Dude john was totally yelling at me on xbox yesterday but was all cool today

Guy 2, what a screen attacker, he should get his balls chopped off

Screen attacker by Mrbigchilli April 11, 2009

Liver Attack

noun.

1) when livers randomly attack their owners.

2) a sudden failure of the liver

a)less severe than a heart attack, but can still kill you

1) I was walking down the street, and then this liver popped out at me. It was such a liver attack.
2) I was laughing so hard, I had a liver attack!

Liver Attack by Sister Wife March 14, 2011

Morbidly Attractive 

Morbidly attractive 'morbly'

1. Somebody or something that you are attracted to but is generally perceived as being disgusting or unhealthy.

2. A person or animal that you are attracted to because they are at 'deaths door' or corpse like.

That insect ridden corpse is so morbly.

Jocelyn Wildenstein is morbly.

I love morbidly attractive people.

Morbidly Attractive by BEWareOfSware May 31, 2011

Assassination Attempt 

When you dont trust a suspicious fart, and are able to make it to a bathroom and not shit your pants.

Friend: Where's Joey?
Other Friend: He's recovering from an Assassination Attempt.

Assassination Attempt by Techpony September 3, 2012

crush attack 

The moments when you see your crush, or when he/she actually looks at you. The feeling is like your floating on a cloud, or it feels like your drowning, like you can't remember how to breath properly.

My bff: are you alright?
Me: I just saw my crush, and he looked at me!!
My bff: ohhh, so your having a crush attack?
Me: ya.

crush attack by Ilovesoccer123 August 5, 2016