your mom

a phrase used as a reply to dumb questions from dumb people

Person: Hey what did you eat for dinner last night?
Me: Your mom

by anonymous November 24, 2021

the realist mom

Super awesome mom that has swag and cool as hell

My mom is the realist mom

by Yilab klof May 22, 2017

Oobi’s Mom

The unknown person that gave birth to our savor, Oobi

We pray to Oobi’s Mom, Amen

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb January 19, 2019

Jr's Mom

a stupid fucking piece of shit who licks her sons asshole day and night

She's just like Jr's mom! A piece of fucking shit!

by NiggasCheeks June 21, 2020

ur mom

the hottest bitch in the world

friend: what’s on your weekends to do list?
me: ur mom
friend: 🙁

by brynn 🤑 April 4, 2022

Ur mom

The word which everyone loves to abuse cuz it hurts straight in you gay ass ans you cry a lot

if someone says - ur gay just say “ur mom” they’ll cry and kill them selves

by That noob editor January 12, 2022

Mom

A word for someone who loves you no matter how ridiculous you are being

My mom loves me even though I painted the carpet blue

by Omlstahp June 7, 2018