Toxic friend 

This type of person is someone that you find yourself very close to but only realize that they don’t totally measure up of what u thought they were. You find yourself always talking having fun but they drop you instantly without a reason Similar to fake

Bruh. She is such a toxic friend for not making the effort to talk to me even though I am always trying to be there.

Toxic friend by DAREAL1 December 6, 2019

Lover Friend 

A Lover Friend is usually the one who’s in love with the Quiet Friend of their group. Secretly, the quiet friends likes them back but are too shy to admit. They are faded to failure unless the Lover Friend ignores his shyness and ask the Quiet Friend to date them.

“He’s a Lover Friend!”
“Oh no! Does he know the Quiet Friend likes him too?”
“Yep! But he’s also a pussy!”

Lover Friend by beatnxk July 3, 2020

internet friend

internet friends are pure crackheads with no future, but me, i'm a crackhead myself. internet friends are also not fake, thots, or snakes. they are funny and would just be there for you in some problems. it's also a song from Katy Perry herself, released out on 2011, and it was old. Besides, having internet friends is actually a blessing! they are real friends as well, so if they care, they will care. having fake friends isn't fun OR having lunchbox friends.

man i love having internet friends! they function just like real friends! this is the besttime of my whole life!

internet friend by rosefreckles August 10, 2020

fish bowl friend 

Friends who you only hang out with because they're in your friend group, not because you actually connect with and love them.

Since college started I've really noticed who my true friends are and who my fish bowl friendships were.

fish bowl friend by cmuscrewed November 28, 2016

your not my friend anymore

the ultimate offence for preps and foundations alike.

David: your not my friend anymore!
alex: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

your not my friend anymore by bewitchedgames September 10, 2018

Crush on my best friend 

It's when u have a best friend that is rlly like I mean rlly close to u and u guys talk bout everythin and u have fallin feelins for them, so u have a crush on your Best friend and your just to shy to tell him/her bc your scared either be rejected or just will be awkward, so wat u do is that u make them happy and be funny around them and just do alot more other things. And u or u can take pics and vids for funny memories or just any memory bout both of u or just him/her

Another friend: who is yo crush
You: I have a crush on my best friend

Crush on my best friend by Lonelybrixxx August 10, 2019

Kick your tall friend day 

On October 30, it is time for the short friends to get their revenge. Start kicking every friend you have that is taller than you!

Short friend: *kicks tall friend*
Tall friend: "What was that for?"
Short friend: "It's 'kick your tall friend day'."

Kick your tall friend day by BarneySimp<3 October 18, 2021