massaging the truth 

A veiled or masked truth that is actually a downright lie.

Even though you worked your scheduled hours and by law it is called overtime, management tells you that massaging the truth to reflect it as comp time or flex time.

massaging the truth by zenmasterdzuy July 6, 2015

In The Truth 

A phrase used by Jehovah’s Witnesses to refer to the state of being a Jehovah’s Witness (JW). It is based on the assumption that the JW faith is the one true religion and is the only one that teaches “the truth.”

Synonyms: One of us, baptized, in good standing

Antonyms: Disfellowshipped, apostate, out of the truth (or simply “out”), worldly people

Example 1
JW 1: “How long have you been in the truth?”
JW 2: “My whole life, I was raised in the truth.”

Example 2
JW 1: “Is Roger still in the truth? I saw him hanging out with some worldly people.”
JW 2: “Oh no, he’s out. He got disfellowshipped for knocking up his girlfriend.”

In The Truth by JW Terms October 13, 2018

Friday the thirteenth

Friday the thirteenth is the best day you could ever have lived through... the only night that you can wake up, knowing that you have just been raped by a demon

God! Tonight is Friday the thirteenth! Well, see you if I live.

Friday the thirteenth by Small-pp-boi September 13, 2019

Making Love To The Thing

When at least two people are smoking marijuana from a pipe or spliff, and someone in the rotation is talking or just wasting time that can be used to smoke or practice karate. This terrible act is rewarded by a swift kick in the testicles or a slap to the mouth.

When the pipe got to him, he started Making Love To The Thing, so we had to take it away from him and give him a nice slap.

Making Love To The Thing by Mr.337 August 28, 2009

Dick in the till 

When you're dating/marrying a girl for her or her family's money.

My mate Shane got his dick in the till, as he's marrying this girl for her family money.

Dick in the till by Hey Zeus May 27, 2017

Filling Up The Tank 

Peeing in a girls butt during anal.

Dude me nd my girl are filling up the tank tonight @ the wedding reception

Filling Up The Tank by drugwad May 31, 2021

El Saltodetigre AKA The Tigerjump 

While standing on the edge of your bed with a hardon and your female partner is on a laying on the bed with her legs open. You then jump with your hands out and let out a large roar and attemtp to land inside of her.

Last night I attempted El Saltodetigre AKA The Tigerjump and broke my dick bone.

El Saltodetigre AKA The Tigerjump by Antonio Footse Ibbarra August 31, 2010