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Friday the thirteenth is the best day you could ever have lived through... the only night that you can wake up, knowing that you have just been raped by a demon
God! Tonight is Friday the thirteenth! Well, see you if I live.
by Small-pp-boi September 13, 2019
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Your going to die today. I'm sorry, but it's time for you to face the truth. :(
Good luck trying to survive. ;)
Person #1: Dude, it's Friday the Thirteenth.
Person#2: It was nice knowing you, man.
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by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 04, 2019
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