Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,

car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.

Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.

by GarMic October 9, 2023

Simp

“KURT”

All that simping will not make you happy

by 2fast2furious21 October 14, 2023

simp

This is an acronym for "semen in my pussy". When a girl says this to you, that means she desperately wants you to fuck her.

Guy: "spare coochie ma'am? 🥺👉👈"
Girl: "simp"

by fuckronym October 21, 2023

Simp

a simp is a guy desperately trying to get a womans attention, and he dose so by sucking up to her and showering her in gifts. She gives a shit about him, because she gives just enough attention so he can keep spoiling her, and she just sees him as a way to get gifts/money. Simps are desperate for a girls attention, and they get it with gifts because of their lack in personality.

“That single, virgin jake is such a SIMP for addie. He literally just gave her a gucci purse for her birthday”
“I know bro. He’d probably get sent to the cuck chair when she finds out about his shrimper.”

by SUB2HENRYRAHONI November 1, 2023

Simp

"I'm trill working the wheel, a pimp, not a simp
Keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp" circa 2000, Project Pat

Im a pimp, not no simp.

by tinystart November 3, 2023

Simp

Someone who has SO much simpathy

Man I am such a simp for the homeless!

by Jaundice Depp November 7, 2023

simp

.A man will do anything for a girl. overly desperate for women. Will hit on any woman he sees

"?Have you met Noam Star 2"
"Yeah, he's such a simp"

by Nelavi December 17, 2023