badger handbag

Slang term for a Scotsman's Sporran.

a can ai keep me phoone in yer badger handbag?

by Cu Jimmy January 11, 2014

Second-Hand Baby

A screaming child in a restaurant, airplane, or other public enclosed space where you can't get away from the sound.

Kathy and I were at this nice dinner the other night and it was totally ruined by the Second-Hand Baby. We had to leave before dessert.

by scottdrums January 14, 2014

second hand dome

When you use a bong or pipe after someone has used it for a spliff or mole bowl and get a head rush from the nicotine.

Jared used my bong after I ripped a spliff and he got second hand domed.

by Jared Daniga April 14, 2014

Second-hand alcohol

Consuming alcohol that someone else has already consumed.

Kissing someone who has just taken a shot and receiving second-hand alcohol.

by yourepapermache November 1, 2014

cranberry hand pie

Having sex while the girl is menstruating and finishing with a hand job.

She just kept bleeding, so it turned into a cranberry hand pie.

by Karl1234 November 12, 2014

Golf Hand

The soreness in ones hand who participates in golfing activities. Similar to tennis elbow, this is treatable though the subject will suffer from what feel like tendoninits through the hand and possible forearm region of the arm.

Yesterday I played way to much golf now I suffer from golf hand.

by Luke Lansworth May 11, 2014

Chip Hand

When someone has been eating chips/cheetos and gets nasty chip grease all over their hands...then trys to touch your shit

Dude, drop my controller, you have chip hands!

by MaGiiC July 12, 2014