brown 

not the brightest crayon in the box

person 1: uh..... i don't get it....

person 2: you're brown!!!

brown by Sami Morgan December 12, 2008

brown hopper

Take a shit and put it in the freezer 6-12 hours before feces is probable. Remove feces from freezer. Have your person of choice (female in this writers mind) bend over naked spreading their butt cheeks. Promptly lubricate the other persons brown eye, align the feces for entry and shove until completely disappeared into the persons rear. Allow the feces to thaw, than lead your partner to the toilet, while they are evacuating your feces have them preform fellatio on you. If freezing is a non option for your partner the use of a piping bag is acceptable.

When my girlfriend said she wanted to experience a brown hopper, I thought it was gross at first but after words we both decided she needed pooindahole every night.

brown hopper by pooindahole May 19, 2011

brownbag special 

When a man poops on a girl's forehead then t-bags her causing his balls to turn brown.

"I had to wash my ballsac after giving Jenny the brownbag special last night."

brownbag special by Austindiesel December 19, 2008

James Brown 

Screaming indecently while inserting a black dildo into an ebony Vagina. Things to yell may include: "Band, I'm ready to do my thing!" , "I feel good"

I James Browned her last night.

James Brown by Mr. Gizzard March 25, 2007

brown curling 

when some body is in desperate need of a shit and keeps farting.

I was in such desperate need of a shit i kept brown curling the smell was emense!

brown curling by mike January 5, 2004

brown nose filter 

An imaginary plug-in for the Mozilla Firefox browser that allows bloggers to delete excessively sycophantic commenting.

Hey, Petite, I see you haven't yet installed the new brown nose filter for these comments.

brown nose filter by Ria Bacon September 7, 2005

Brown Patrick 

Another term for asshole,butthole,chocolate starfish,rusty sheriff's badge. Created in reference and homage to "Patrick Star" the starfish from Spongebob Squarepants.

I never thought I'd get my Brown Patrick clean after that shit!

What a fucking Brown Patrick he is!

Brown Patrick by Blacksheepsergeant - JG April 20, 2008