unlucky fish

matt ball not having standards

matt ball was an unlucky fish on saturday night

by YOUWISHYOUKNEWx3 October 22, 2008

Fishing

A leisure activity enjoyed by many men and women in the world. It requires great physical and mental strength to overcome. Fishing can also refer to as catching girls. Just like the phrase says “there are many fishes out there to catch”

Person 1: let’s go fishing
Person 2: ok so tomorrow?
Person 1: ok

Next day

Person 2: where are you

Person 1: oh I thought you meant tomorrow as not today

by Zam’s twim January 12, 2021

Smelt Fish

An essentially worthless fish that Democrats are horny for.

Did you hear that Gavin Newscum let California burn because of a smelt fish? Sad! What a loser.

by HonestyKing3 January 9, 2025

fish

Describing someone with a BIG ASS forehead.

Girl :your mom gay Guy : No u you fish.

by bigmonsterisgaylol May 19, 2019

Polish Fish

When you feed a Swedish Fish to someone else.

A: Hey can you give me a Polish Fish
B: Sure
A: *leans in for fish*

by ItsConMan November 4, 2021

urban fishing

A bold procedure involving one too pull out genitals hoping the recipient will accept the urban bait.

Jon~ "lexi was riding me last night till ted burst in with his cock out,..she went for it."
Fred~"Jus a classic case of urban fishing its a treat when accomplished"

by ilivetomcruise1842 June 29, 2015

Sidewalk Fishing

The ACT of securing paper money connected to translucence high test line in a public area while staying hidden. When someone attempts to retrieve the seemingly Lost cash the fisherman pulls or reels the cash out of reach. Usually a sport performed with $50 bills or larger for maximum comedic effect.

Dude I just went sidewalk fishing today and totally tricked some rich bimbos into chasing my money.

I could have swore I saw sidewalk fishing in that R. crumb comic.

I went sidewalk fishing when some fat old bastard walked up, and dearly fell on his face chasing my c note.

by Goatmangold September 2, 2022