Ukrainian Missile

When you stick your pinky up your partners ass while fucking they from the front.

*With Ukrainian accent* Initiate launch sequence, prepare to launch Ukrainian Missile!

by Kloe the Unwise March 30, 2026

Throat missile

A steamed gas station hotdog. Usually seagulled down by blue collar workers

I’m headed to grab a couple throat missiles for lunch

by Mealteamsix April 7, 2026

feral missionary

when a man (WITH RABIES) pulls out at the last second, busts on the woman’s face and then scratches and/or bites her face with the semen still on it

greg: woah did you hear that samantha got rabies!
bob: yeah man, josh gave her feral missionary

by Gygoat Zeppeak May 4, 2025

Franco Missone

A sexy bastard. Quiet but knows when to bark. Anime lover and friend to all. A gorgeous boy with a beautiful personalities.

Donna: “Yo! Have you talked to Franco today”
Artem: “You’re such a Franco Missone, dawg!”
Arthur: “Gurt”
Donna: “Yo…”

by itsbalisonbitch May 9, 2025

The Mississippi Tango

Verb: when you accidentally hook up with your cousin or other relatives at a bar without knowing what you've done.

"Dude, Chad I messed up real bad, I accidentally did the Mississippi Tango with Sarah, she's a great kisser but also my cousin."

by AresInamorta June 23, 2025

Phenomenal Missing

Phenomenal Missing is the extraordinary failure to score when a goal was nearly guaranteed, so shocking or ridiculous that it becomes unforgettable. It's a miss that feels "legendary", but for all the wrong reasons.

He could’ve scored with his eyes closed, left foot, right foot, forehead, anything. But no… Denílson had to show us what phenomenal missing looks like in 4K.

by Mr Tymer July 23, 2025

bongular missile

A missile that is going to explode all over you

I have a bongular missile coming for you

by bongular missle creator September 18, 2025