Definitions by AresInamorta

Caesar Job

A sexual act in which one covers their hands in Caesar salad dressing and then gives a hand job to the other person using the dressing as lube, typically a whole bottle should be used. The finishing act requires cleaning all of the dressing off the others genitals as they finish into the mouth thus creating a Ceasar dressing flavored final discharge.

"Yo, last night I had the craziest Caesar Job, we ran out of lettuce after so we had to just throw away the sheets."
"So you used the whole bottle then?"
"Um no! We used three, we're not rookies."

Caesar Job by AresInamorta March 31, 2026

The Mississippi Tango 

Verb: when you accidentally hook up with your cousin or other relatives at a bar without knowing what you've done.

"Dude, Chad I messed up real bad, I accidentally did the Mississippi Tango with Sarah, she's a great kisser but also my cousin."

The Mississippi Tango by AresInamorta June 23, 2025