Muffin Man

A pimp or a man Prostitute.

The Muffin Man told me I better have his money next time I see him.

by rambunctious1 December 9, 2010

man point

A man point is what guys give each other, if they've done something manly. Like he scores a number or gets some. Sometimes said like 1up (in mario). Each guy starts with 200 man points, and to give a man point to someone else, you loose one of your own. You automatically gain 100 man points each time you have sex with a different girl.

bob: Yeah I saw a nipple!
dan: Man point +1

by Matt Gill February 22, 2008

Man The Fort

Another term for the act of masturbating.

See you later Tommy, I'm gonna go man the fort while my parents are out.

by Bob Sobchek June 11, 2006

Peyton Manning

1) NFL Quarterback that often chokes in the playoffs. Some losers think he is better than Brady who has been very successful in the playoffs.
2) cocksucker
3) fag

Doesn't that cock-sucking fag look like manning.. wait, he is Peyton Manning!!

by bradyrules January 18, 2010

man-handle

implies one was not only handled but handled in a manly way….

As an adjective : Billie was handled by the Priest manfully
As a noun: what a manhandler

by Iceman June 22, 2004

Whose mans

Someone called Walid.

Walid: *Makes a bad joke*
Everyone else: Whose mans?

by Tricky72 April 21, 2018

number man

Trustworthy responsible person that you can count on.

Thanks for helping us number man. We can always count on you!

by san ban yo August 12, 2011