Skip to main content

The Mississippi Tango

Verb: when you accidentally hook up with your cousin or other relatives at a bar without knowing what you've done.
"Dude, Chad I messed up real bad, I accidentally did the Mississippi Tango with Sarah, she's a great kisser but also my cousin."
by AresInamorta June 23, 2025
mugGet the The Mississippi Tango mug.

The Missourian plant

This act is when a man and women are feeling intimate so the man dedicates into the women’s open mouth she catches it then he pisses on the waste so it’s like watering a plant
by Real historian667 March 7, 2026
mugGet the The Missourian plant mug.

Mannenberg missile

The act in which a person aims their arsehole at their partners face and defecates so fast that the shit breaks their partners teeth and enters their mouth which is then swallowed
Holy fuck Nancy just launched a Mannenberg missile at Tyrone
by Chud larper March 21, 2026
mugGet the Mannenberg missile mug.

Ukrainian Missile

When you stick your pinky up your partners ass while fucking they from the front.
*With Ukrainian accent* Initiate launch sequence, prepare to launch Ukrainian Missile!
by Kloe the Unwise March 30, 2026
mugGet the Ukrainian Missile mug.

Throat missile

A steamed gas station hotdog. Usually seagulled down by blue collar workers
I’m headed to grab a couple throat missiles for lunch
by Mealteamsix April 7, 2026
mugGet the Throat missile mug.

Phenomenal Missing

Phenomenal Missing is the extraordinary failure to score when a goal was nearly guaranteed, so shocking or ridiculous that it becomes unforgettable. It's a miss that feels "legendary", but for all the wrong reasons.
He could’ve scored with his eyes closed, left foot, right foot, forehead, anything. But no… Denílson had to show us what phenomenal missing looks like in 4K.
by Mr Tymer July 23, 2025
mugGet the Phenomenal Missing mug.

bongular missile

A missile that is going to explode all over you
I have a bongular missile coming for you
by bongular missle creator September 18, 2025
mugGet the bongular missile mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email