Fart-Fish-Fuck

Simple Redneck guidelines to live by...

Jeb- "What do you want to do today Zeb?"
Zeb "I don't know, we can either watch the grass grow or I guess we can do what we always do"
Jeb "Fart-Fish-Fuck it is..Ill get my pole ready"

by Stains and Smears May 30, 2018

butts, farts, and ... sphincters

something that unprofessional people talk about during a work business meeting

Person 1: In today's work meeting, we are going to talk about butts, farts, and ... sphincters

Person 2: Eww, that's totally unprofessional

by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022

bulgarian fart sex

A sex position that can be used by two or more people. One person (usually a man) lays on his back with a dick or strapon in his asshole. Another person stands above the person laying on the floor, and either farts, queefs, or shits on the place where the action is taking place. This technique came from Bulgaria, hence the name 'bulgarian fart sex.'

All in all a fairly fun way to enjoy oneself, my friends and I like to do it in the bathroom at lunchtime.

Deshawntavious IV: Hey man, wanna have bulgarian fart sex?
Cornelius: Bet, lemme go ask Bingling Bongwong Xiongwong

Cornelius: Hey, wanna have bulgarian fart sex with me and Deshawntavious IV in the bathroom?
Bingling Bongwong Xiongwong: Bet

by big boy eats October 30, 2022

Gassing up a fart

When you hype something up but it turns out mid

Dude 1: Highschool finna be lit.

Dude 2: Bro you gassing up a fart.

by SaltyGTTM September 28, 2022

prescription strength fart

A passing of bodily gas that has increased potency due to usage of a prescription drug that causes the stomach to be upset. Usually if the drug is meant to be taken with food.

Frank: “What the fuck, dude! It smells like a paper mill in here!”

Perry: “Sorry, brah. I took my Adderall this morning and now I’ve got those prescription strength farts. Been rippin’ ass all day!”

by Phil Knuckenfutz October 18, 2022

Semen filled fart

The act of fucking ur grandma and her farting while you cum

Fuck man I just gave my grandma a semen filled fart!

by fartlicker67 January 11, 2022

fart guessing game

A highly-disgusting (or hugely uproarious, depending on who you talk to, and also depending on whether you're da "performer" or da "audience") round of verbal-and-then-anal "conversation" in da form of a beamingly-playful riddle-type question from Person A, a naive lack-of-ideas response from Person B, and then a loud/voluminous whizzpopper from Person A. Said "dialogue" session is intended to make a big deal about da fact dat Person A had a really great butt-splutter "saved up and ready", so dat said "valuable" colon-burble wouldn't just "go to waste" and not be adequately noticed.

Person A (eagerly, with a big ol' grin): Hey, guess what!!!
Person B (unsuspectingly): What?!
Person A: P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-RRRRRTTTTT!
Person B (disgustedly): Yeah, yeah, yeah --- I mightuh known --- just another fart guessing game, and I fell for it! :P

by QuacksO May 17, 2022