bagel cock

when one sticks their penis through the hole of a bagel

Can you get me a bagel? I want to make a bagel cock.

Rain drop, drop top, bagel cock.

by Dr. Knokkers February 15, 2017

Cock Blind

When you're done masturbating then lose feeling in your pp

*me in the ER* ok so, I was having a good time last night, then i went cock blind.

Surgeon: this Is the 3rd case today..

by TonyIsHot November 4, 2019

Own a cock

Having/owning a submissive femboy "boyfriend" on the online chatting platform discord.

User1: "Do you own a cock?"
User2: "Yeah, I vc with him every day.

by bigasschickenwallahi January 28, 2023

Cock Awning

When a guys stomach is so large and protruding that it provides shade for his junk.

"Is that guy pregnant?"

"No, that's just his cock awning"
"Oh, I bet he hasn't seen his junk in years"

by Horse head March 14, 2019

Bean Cock

A small, bean shaped penis. Often found on some Asian men and MDMA users. While usually used to describe a particularly bean-shaped appendage, it is often generalised to contain any small penis. Another reason to not do drugs, kids.

"Oi, JC has a Bean Cock!"
"Chris' overuse of ecstasy had left him with a small, inert, Bean Cock."

by ThatDamnScottishGuy March 2, 2015

Slipper Cock

When you fuck a slipper and your cocks skin gets ripped off.

Doctor: Young man... did you uh.... fuck a slipper?"
Young Bill Clinton: Um yeah... why?
Doctor: This is definitely a case of Slipper Cock

by dolphinsfaninwa November 1, 2016

cock sniffing

When one male tailgates another male in traffic.
When one male doesn't mind another males personal affairs.

That guy better stop cock sniffing me.

by Sam Michelle May 2, 2019