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broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.
"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"
broken crayon by Phil Yost January 16, 2009
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Brototype 

a first or preliminary model of a bro, from which other bros are developed or copied
Ex. 1. Pledges, Brother X is your Brototype of how to dress. 2. The Varlet should act as your Brototype.
Brototype by HebrewLightning October 30, 2009

Browngina 

Derived from Borat's back pussy, it is the brown vagina, the ass hole
I make sexy time in your browngina
Browngina by Zenbadfan001 September 11, 2011

Bronwen'd 

To get excessively drunk and display strange facial expressions yet remaining happy and spew free.
"I'm going to get so Bronwen'd tonight"
Bronwen'd by LivB November 21, 2012

Brownhole 

The result of a person (or organisation) disappearing so far up their own backside that they warp a hole in spacetime from which not even logic can escape.
I came perilously close to the event horizon of a brownhole today and frankly, I'm lucky not to be buried in a whole heap of super-dense shit.
Brownhole by VliegendeSchot October 27, 2015

Brosephine 

A Josephine that is temporarily in the bro-zone, or has undergone a state of brosification.

This generally happens when a Josephine is working with bros in a ratio of at least 1.5:1 bros to Josephine.

A Brosephine is characterized by all the awesome traits of a Josephine, with the added ability to make funny poop jokes and bro down.
whoa! who laid out all these chiggen wings and jaeger bombs for everyone?

oh dude, that was Brosephine
Brosephine by schwangalang October 4, 2016