Waffle-job

Someone who's only job in life is to waffle

Jake - Were you listening to Alex go on and on yesterday?
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.

by NadeemBD7 April 12, 2020

Alabama Plaster Job

A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job

Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.

by McMegaDeluxe April 12, 2020

Zip job

Moment before climate the gimp zips the his mouth zipper end in a white and red ending

Last night I had a great zip job

by J0z1f April 13, 2020

Italian Job

To recieve road head from a catholic girl, whilst driving a stolen Fiat brand of vehicle.

Bro... that girl Christine gave me one wicked italian job on my way to the chop shop last week.

by SouthernDrawl April 19, 2020

Jo-Job

When a girl gives you a handjob while she says Ora multiple times

I couldn't help but cum when that girl gave me a Jo-Job!

by aweonao7 April 27, 2020

hangover job

A pretty sweet job you take, not because of the pay or status, but because you are smart enough to hang even when hungover and at the same time earn a couple of bucks.

Screw being a yuppie, i’ll just live with my parents and take this hangover job instead.

by Mahoney Unchained May 10, 2020

Skyrim job

When a person gives a rimjob while that person is asleep, and when they get up, the person administering said rimjob would say: "you're finally awake".

Bob: Nancy gave me a skyrim job last night. I almost proposed.

Dan: Do it now, dude.

by Austin Powerz May 16, 2020