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hangover job

A pretty sweet job you take, not because of the pay or status, but because you are smart enough to hang even when hungover and at the same time earn a couple of bucks.
Screw being a yuppie, i’ll just live with my parents and take this hangover job instead.
by Mahoney Unchained May 10, 2020
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B job

I just gave a b job, it sucked!
by Ken and vic June 6, 2018
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Side job

When two people give one person a blow job but it looks like you are eating corn on the cob
Yeah I gave him a side job” “Awww nice
by louisun_ February 11, 2022
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Savior job

When she is giving you a blowjob you shove it in her throat right before you start ejaculating. As soon as your friend here’s her moaning he comes over and gives her the heimlich. On the third heimlich pull you take your dick out of her throat and you cum on her face
Rick-So what did you do with Julia last night?

John- Too bad you were working because Lars and I gave her a savior job.
by Sinschrisk November 4, 2017
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Job Fail

When a company is no longer functional in terms of pay, benefits, growth, etc...

When the employees are starting to feel like it's time to leave and look for another company or job.

The starting stage of a crashing company.

Similar to Job Fair only that in Job Fail, people are already hired and they tend to go away.
Peter: Luke, do you have any vacancies in your company?
Luke: Yup. Why?
Peter: Our company is having a Job fail.

Mary: Where are you going Judas?
Judas: I'm gonna join the Job Fail.
by Spectre from above April 20, 2010
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Pusstitassma job

Pusstitassma job: When a women flexible enough to bring her mouth close to her vagina and put her breasts over her pubic area fellatios the tip of a person's penis, while the penis makes contact with the vagina, breasts, buttocks, and mouth, it is called a Pusstitassma job.
"She gave john an amazing Pusstitassma job"
"The female yoga instructor is very skilled at Pusstitassma jobs"
by Kanunibalshoshenkertta May 5, 2024
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Drip Job

When you ejaculate into your sock and then suck off the semen
All of my friends do drip jobs
by Baaaadtooth3bonee November 12, 2017
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