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Danger Shit

Going for a shit when there is only a limited amount of toilet paper to be used therefore it is dangerous and could end up using all the paper and be left with a shitty arse.
"I went for a danger shit today."
"What's that?"
"A shit with a limited amount of toilet paper."
by Aaron Grylls November 28, 2011
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pigeon-shitting

When somebody fucks someone else in the ass and cums inside their asshole. Then, the one who took it in the ass squeezes the cum out of their ass. This makes it appear as though their shit is white, which is the color of a pigeon's shit.
Yo, I just buttfucked some girl and then I saw her pigeon-shitting on my blanket. She's fucking gross.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you've been caught pigeon-shitting in a guy's mouth.
by Chunky MoFo July 1, 2008
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shit crayon

No matter how many times you wipe, the paper keeps coming up brown.
I thought I was done wiping, but, the Shit Crayon strikes again.
by scoyle1994 March 29, 2016
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Shit Cough

The shit cough occurs in only one situation: When a person is shitting in a public toilet with only one cubical and numerous urinals. This leads to embarrassment at the sounds emitting from the bowels of the shitter and they then cough to muffle the sound of the "plop" or the "squelch". This is especially evident in those suffering of diarrhoea.
"I was in a McDonalds in London coz i needed a shit right? But the urinal was surrounded. I tried waiting on the sounds from the hand-dryers to muffle the sound of my shit but no cunt was using it so i had to blast out a shit cough. I think the other guys at the urinals still knew I had the runs though."
by FuckYouDiarrhoea April 5, 2010
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Utility Shit

When you take a dump and its all Water and Gas.
Oh man I just took a mean utility shit.
by RiotStu April 29, 2008
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sap shit

When your emotional AF...
Not to be on sum sap shit but I miss her/him
by therealzoreo November 4, 2017
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Shit Switch

Referring to the point where when your standing up pissing, and you feel the urge to shit, so you quickly pull your pants all the way down and spin 180 degrees to sit on the toilet.
Bro, Its a good thing I Shit switched before I shit my pants.
by Elite neet May 14, 2011
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