Shit Guard

A cup.

-Are you playing in the soccer game on Thursday?

-Yeah, but I need to get a shit guard first.

by kafjskl;dfjasdkl; August 4, 2009

puppy shits

A synonym for diarrhea, typically caused by excessively greasy or questionable food. Puppy shits refers to the typically runny consistency of puppy feces.

"Bro, we should have skipped the Taco Bell run. I have an explosive case of the puppy shits.

by milkmuppetlove November 14, 2011

No shit devansh

When someone(retarded) tells something that is so wrong by his/her conspiracy theories

Devansh - in avengers 4 I think thanos will kill everyone and then stan lee will make a cameo as the one above all and restart the whole universe.

Me- no shit devansh

by Geto5 June 1, 2018

no shit sherlock

When the statement is absolutely and obviously right.

A: Banana is yellow.
B: No shit Sherlock!.

A: Grass is green.
B:No shit Sherlock!.

by English is my cup of tea! May 8, 2016

Shit you not

A term used in conversation to emphasize that everything that was said is completely true; no exaggeration!

That's exactly how it happened, I shit you not!!

by Kittykatzkrnrz May 24, 2017

Shit Switch

Referring to the point where when your standing up pissing, and you feel the urge to shit, so you quickly pull your pants all the way down and spin 180 degrees to sit on the toilet.

Bro, Its a good thing I Shit switched before I shit my pants.

by Elite neet May 14, 2011

sap shit

When your emotional AF...

Not to be on sum sap shit but I miss her/him

by therealzoreo November 4, 2017