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Poop Goon

Poop Goon, or Poop Gooning, is the act of holding in ones poop for as long as possible, until you have to take such an enormous shit that you reach goon state from pooping.

When you finally release this huge amount of poop, the feeling is so releaving. Some people might even describe it as orgasmic

It is comparable to edging your penis so hard, that you reach goon state.

Involuntary poop gooning can also occur, when you simply have no acces to a toilet.
“I needed to poop in the train but the toilet was occupied, so I decided to poop goon for a few hours and the shit was amazing”
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John: “Dude I need to poop so bad, can I use your toilet?”

Ricky: “Hell naw dude, just poop goon for a few hours and go at your own place, believe me the shit will be euphoric”
by The Cockenator February 5, 2024
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Poop Spatula

A word used to describe a nasty tasting sandwich that uses patties, used to describe horrible burgers
Eugh...this burger tastes like Poop Spatulas....
by FardMaker November 22, 2021
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Poop

Poop
by buffsukilover869 August 28, 2021
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No poop July

When you don't poop during July!
Retard: Did you join in on No Poop July?
Me: No, I need to shit!
by Kanye West toenail July 1, 2025
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Poop

It comes out your butt and into the toilet 🚽
I have to take a huge poop
by Mlgmaster12319 August 17, 2020
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poop

GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.
CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.
by nadia poop January 6, 2018
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Poop

The shit that comes out of your broken bottom get a new one it has a hole!
Poop is disgusting
by Poopy child May 17, 2022
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