notch worthy

A man or woman hot enough for a one time only screw.

"Damn she's notch worthy. I'd like to tap that ass, and leave the sloppy seconds for the next guy."

by Kris April 23, 2003

not lay a finger on

to leave someone or something unscathed, untouched, etc

He will not lay a finger on my sister.

by Light Joker May 20, 2006

nothing

A game originally thought up by a teen named Frank in Deer River High School, Minnesota. The games is played by getting someones attention (usually by saying their name) than when they acknowledge you, you simply say "nothing" ex1. it may sound juvenile and it is but it's funny. The only way to keep from losing the game is to respond by saying "nothing" instead of "what?" when someone calls your name ex2.

example 1
Frank: Hey David.
David: What?
Frank: NOTHING! HAHAHAHA!!!

example 2
Frank: Hey David.
David: Nothing. HAHAHAHA!!!

by Dale Cook February 7, 2008

Notarangelo

A greasy Italian man who lies

"Uh, hey asshole, so ____(insert italian name here) told me you fucked my sister."

"Hahaha, well hes a fuckin notarangelo dude, I fucked your father"

by Purveyor of Truth 2 April 22, 2009

not all police r bad

just because a few police messed up there are for sure some nice, loyal, friendly cops that want the best for everyone.

A cop said everyone deserves equal rights so i believe that not all police r bad.

by 177117:) June 1, 2020

Not Yucky

Short people named Katelin

"Look its Katelin, she's not yucky."

by dude-man-guy January 7, 2021

the not-necessarily-religious

The perfect religion for those who aren't sure if they really believe in a god, but don't want to risk the big red one. Based on being as good as you can be, but not going over the top and showing up the others, the religion of the not-necessarily-religious doesn't believe in rules as such, at least not written ones. Therefore there are no commandments, but believers are asked to be nice to people and to really try and not steal things or kill people, if they can really help it. Attendance at a church is by no means compulsory, or even advised, but a number of popular pilgrimages exist, such as the centre of the civilised world, Home Bargains.

"Hey Josh, wanna come pray to God with me and my good buddies?"
"Nah, I'm one of the not-necessarily-religious."
"Oh. I didn't know you were, uh, 'like that'."
"What the hell does that mean? Son of a bitch!"
"Ah, no! My splean!"

by Horace Wimp November 8, 2006