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the holy hand

If you been nice you get headpats by the holy hand
Cat: please! No more headpats!
The Holy Hand: *doesn't listen*
by Emberu Pemberu February 28, 2020
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National hold hands with your girlfriend day

Finally it’s your chance for newbies hold hands with your crush on December 9-10!❤️
Boyfriend:Give me your hand🖤lets hold hands with you it’s national hold hands with your girlfriend day
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓
by Yo mom may December 7, 2019
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hand cannon

When a man commits premature ejaculation as she is direct his penis into her vagina.
Izzy was surprised when she turned his penis into a real hand cannon.
by chand1012 August 21, 2016
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Shrimp hands

When your hands are both cold and sweaty.
Person 1 grabs person 2s hand

Person 2: dude, you got shrimp hands
by Shrek the musical December 31, 2017
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General Cock-Hand

Referring to Minecraft when someone has more than 64 raw chicken
Man your a General Cock-Hand.”
by Mr_Right-17 July 5, 2022
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right-handed laundry line holder

noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.
"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"
by Favorite cousin October 6, 2012
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Chuck Handed

A "cack handed" or sausage fingered person with impaired fine motor skills because their fingers are fat as sausages - like king Charles III (King Chuck to his mates)
Jerry is so Chuck Handed he takes 20 minutes to insert a sim card.
by Na ni di Oyibo October 26, 2022
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