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handi-crapper 

using the handicapped stalls for the extra leg room.and the handles are great for extra grunt power.
using the handi-crapper is much like flying first class.
handi-crapper by luvdady September 20, 2009
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handy blowy 

When someone is giving a blow job, but out of laziness, uses his/her hands more than his/her mouth for stimulation, leaving the recipient feeling cheated.
Bitch, you might have your mouth on my cock, but you're not fooling me. You're trying to give me a handy blowy.
handy blowy by Mishaladycat February 22, 2011
to point at a person with your thumb and pointer in a tilted L shape or a 'gun' shape. it is done to signal 'yes', 'gotcha', or 'you know it'
i handguned my friend when he asked if i was going to have a party.
handgun by patcat January 13, 2019

handcuffed blowjob 

When a girl handcuffs you and proceeds to give you a blowjob.

She sat me down and had me put my hands behind the back of her chair. She walked behind me, and I felt something click around my wrists. I couldn’t move my hands anymore and realized that she had handcuffed me.
She walked back in front of me and got on her knees. She proceeded to remove my boxers and pulled them down to my ankles, causing my throbbing erection to spring out. She grabbed my shaft with one hand and enveloped my cock with her mouth.

I cried out as she did so, the pleasure was so overwhelming. She moved her head back and forth as she slid her mouth and tongue along my erection. My hands twitched helplessly against her cuffs as I was powerless to resist her, not that I wanted to even if I could.

I felt pleasure and pressure building up inside of me and knew that I wasn’t going to last much longer. The pressure overwhelmed my balls and cock and cum shot through my cock into her mouth. I felt my cock pulsing for what felt like an eternity as it released copious amounts of semen, and she swallowed all of it.

Once it was over, she slid my cock out of her mouth, got up, placed her hands on her hips, and stood in front of me triumphantly. She looked so good in her tank top and short shorts. I was still breathing heavily from the intense shock of the orgasm.

“Well,” she said, smirking “I hope your handcuffed blowjob was worth it. Because I’m leaving you here for the rest of the night.”

“Wait, what?!” I cried out. “Babe, please, no!”

But it was too late. She had already shut the door behind her.

one hander commander 

Man, my girlfriend dumped me.. Well, back to one hander commander! =D
one hander commander by OverDose363 December 18, 2005

Anal handshake

To forcefully place your opened hand between a friends buttocks when they are in a vulnerable position.
I was just about to sink the 8 ball when jeff raced up behind me and gave me an anal handshake.
Anal handshake by Bogan King October 9, 2008