dad's hand

Big stank hulking knuckle.

Charlie's father has a definite dad's hand for, sure!

by JohnnyAppleSeed72 March 8, 2017

Presidential-Hands

The current state of having emberassingly small or smaller-when-compared-to-others hands.

"Please explain to me how he is destined to play the piano when he has those little... 'presidential-hands.'"

by Fazbear61636 March 8, 2017

Spaghetti Hand Job

When your girl feels on your pubes like they are noodles in spaghetti.

DJ: Ayo Matt how was last night with Tasha?
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.

by OGhypebeast69 July 17, 2017

Hand grenade

When a girl is on her period and already in a bad mood. So you proceed to turn her on and when you finally get the chance, you pull the rope on her ramping and run as fast as you can.

Yeah, she's on the rag right now and won't put out. So I surprised her with a hand grenade and hauled ass outta there.

by Bkow March 16, 2017

grab a handful

Generally referring to wide open throttle while operating an ATV, Motorcycle, Snowmobile, or any other twist or squeeze throttle operation on motorized vehicles.

"I was coming up to this real steep hill on my snowmobile and it had a massive drift on top so I had to Grab a handful and hung on!

by Karlos69 March 17, 2017

my hand works great on a snake

A guy with a good masturbating technique.

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

by DickieMH April 18, 2016

scrolling left handed

To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.

damn, some hot chick started following me on Instagram. I'm scrolling left handed.

by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016