Fart-Fish-Fuck

Simple Redneck guidelines to live by...

Jeb- "What do you want to do today Zeb?"
Zeb "I don't know, we can either watch the grass grow or I guess we can do what we always do"
Jeb "Fart-Fish-Fuck it is..Ill get my pole ready"

by Stains and Smears May 30, 2018

double hand fart

(V) sound of a fart made from friction of double hands

I miss my gf, I wanna double hand fart.

by Melone May 3, 2018

skitter scream fart

A squeaky fart followed by a shit

I was with my friends the other day and I had a "skitter scream fart"

by Pablo Dimitri September 8, 2016

A Screaming Chewbacca Fart

A royal screaming fart that : you only cut lose once, that builds to a crescendo by the second, that you release only after you’ve cased all perimeters , looked thru an infrared scope , verified that all the batteries in the fire detectors around you are still charged , thrown a Hail Mary pass & had a personal consult with your Ring Home Security System.

I was finally able to let lose on a Screaming Chewbacca Fart once I sprinted thru the entire concert hall & found the door to the sound proof recording booth.

by MCK II January 12, 2020

soft tip fart

When you fart and a lil bit o poo comes out.

Dude, that sounded like a soft tip fart!

by Team Jan February 27, 2020

Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart

Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

by Anon0500 March 3, 2020

BIG HUGE FART

when you feel like doing this go to therapy and poop all over the therapist.

Person 1: ugh i gotta do a BIG HUGE FART...
Person 2: well to stop that,-
Person 1: *poops BIG HUGE FART all over person 2*

by mkunga March 10, 2023