monkey udders

non-appealing breasts.

'check out the monkey udders on that slut'

OR

'she got 3 kids, her tits will be like monkey udders'

by hank grolok December 18, 2011

Cow Udder

When you hang a bag of Franzia from a basement ceiling or from any apparatus that is above your head. Thus allowing you to open the valve and suckle the teet of the bag of franzia or the "cow udder" at mouth level. One must proceed to finish the bag by himself or with friends.

Max: Hey Dan I bet you and I can do a whole cow udder by ourselves.

Dan: Let me hang that shit up man!

2 hours later..... or maybe 1 hour later...

Max & Dan: What the fuck happened!?!?!? Fuck it clown!

by CowUdder May 24, 2012

Girl Udders

Boobs and lactating out of nipples

"A baby sucks their mother's Girl Udder(s), this is lactating"

"When we f**k, I pinch her Udders"

"I like milking my Girl Udders, mmmm"

by Awkward. June 7, 2014

The Udder of Sympathy

When one is going through a life struggle and is thirsty for sympathy. Like how a calf has an extreme thirst for it's mother's udder milk.

In most common cases this is illustrated through the likes of social media.

"Sophie broke up with her boyfriend and posted a status about it on facebook. With the help of her friend's supportive comments and 1026 likes, Sophie felt replenished from the udder of sympathy can now continue on with her fucking life"

by mupsaucer May 26, 2017

Fuck Udders

Titties, boobs, breasts,

"I was fucking that girl so hard, her fuck udders kept slapping me in the face."

by Carter Lanecrest April 20, 2018

Meat Udder

An alternative name for a penis

I came home from school last Friday, and was greeted by my dad tugging his meat udder over a family photo of us, it was really disturbing.

by Meat Man 666 June 16, 2018

Estrogen Uncertainty Principle

An article, when observed by a woman, must move to an unknown place.

Honey, do you know what happened to my car keys? ‘Yes, I moved them.’ (Estrogen Uncertainty Principle)

by DenverFlubb August 21, 2018