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Beat Off Blister

The blister you get on your pecker shaft when you've masturbated so hard and so much. It only gets worse if you keep beating off. But why would you when it makes your Peter popper poop so good?
I don't have a girlfriend. I only have beat off blisters.
by Jellystone October 27, 2018
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Fuck Off

Adjective to describe something REALLY big, or bigger than the usual expected size for that thing.
An absolute unit.
'I'm gonna get one of those fuck off servings of cola to last me the film.'

'I've just chased this fuck off wasp out of the house. That thing was huge.'
by mitten1990 November 30, 2018
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Jacking off

A difficult wrist exercise often so powerful it leads to broken arms, fingers, wrists, divorces, a lot of time alone in your room, and death.
I was Jacking Off last night to cheese grader hentai
by Get away dad! March 9, 2019
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get off my peen

the best expression said by the cheeckiest man luke w
by D HD fhhffdrg May 19, 2019
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Piss off Perry

Someone that you do not or don’t want to believe. Someone that needs knocking down a peg or two
Wife : just got to put my face on and I will be ready .
Husband: do you need a shovel ?

Wife: piss off Perry !!
by Pez22 May 26, 2019
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Fuck off tower

A Fuck off tower repels animals in a radius.
There’s a fuck off tower at Steve’s house, he really doesn’t like animals.
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