An outlandish salary, raise or promotion awarded to a particularly useless and undeserving candidate.
*a month-end business meeting*
“Did you have a good month?”
“😗Yeah, it was great, I got a huge increase, I’m making $350,000 a year now.”
“I meant your department...”
“Oh, I have no idea.”
“Did you have a good month?”
“😗Yeah, it was great, I got a huge increase, I’m making $350,000 a year now.”
“I meant your department...”
“Oh, I have no idea.”
by Hugh Prix November 12, 2018
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Adjective form: proffessionally-incompetent
Adjective form: proffessionally-incompetent
It Doug has so much professional-incompetence, he posts his own drivers-ed tutorials online, but he doesn't even know how to drive.
Sarah is professionally-incompetent, because she really does look like she knows what she is talking about, but the pros mock her, because to an outsider she looks like she can talk the talk AND walk the walk, but her catwalk is not a real catwalk; she would hurt herself on a real catwalk.
Sarah is professionally-incompetent, because she really does look like she knows what she is talking about, but the pros mock her, because to an outsider she looks like she can talk the talk AND walk the walk, but her catwalk is not a real catwalk; she would hurt herself on a real catwalk.
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The Frosty Incisor is a sexual maneuver in which one performs oral sex on a partner while having a cold mouth or teeth.
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"Incinerated" derives from the word "incineration" - to get burned up (like how "roasted" means cooked)
"Incinerated" derives from the word "incineration" - to get burned up (like how "roasted" means cooked)
Person 1: "Dude whatever your cooking looks more burnt than my grandma - and she died in a bombing!"
Person 2: "Oh-oh-oh-OH NO HE DIDN'T! Get incinerated!!!
Person 2: "Oh-oh-oh-OH NO HE DIDN'T! Get incinerated!!!
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by Infowhore February 18, 2019
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