double-winding 

Double-winding is a term you use when you fart and the wind takes the scent in an unintended direction.

Double-winding is when someone farts and the wind blows in an unintended direction. It can easily backfire.

double-winding by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017

Double X Magnum 

Whether a terrible sex move or from a gun either way you will dislocate your shoulder

-I got some new ammo for my Gun it's a double X Magnum

Double X Magnum by Dahdahdahhhhhh November 11, 2017

Double-Double

A double-double is a term used when you can make it to drink 10 long drinks and 10 shots at the same night in the club. It doesn't matter whether the long drink consist of hennessy or vodka. The shots can vary from Jägermeister to Tequila as well. Important is only that a total of 10-10 is completed.

"The club was lit last night, i was on my Tim Duncan shit and reached a double-double"

"I already had 10 Hennessy, i need 3 more shots to complete my double-double".

Double-Double by DJ Low-Life November 11, 2017

double wide 

A state of extreme sexual arousal in a woman. A variation of 'wide-on,' a female erection.

That guy from accounts receivable gives me a double wide.

Hear that, girlfriend, I've had to change my panties three times today already!

double wide by Shuaman November 26, 2017

Double Knee Slapper 

A double knee slapper is when you hear something that is so funny that it brings out your embarrassing loud obnoxious laugh. So instead you fake laugh out loud and jump in the air, slapping both your knees going “Boop boop” then land on your feet, yelling “Thats a Double Knee Slapper!”

Dude, Dom’s Double Knee Slapper yesterday reacting to her joke, nearly made me piss myself.

Double Knee Slapper by DomTheItalian November 26, 2017

double of ranch 

Double entendre of 'Dab of Ranch' terminology. Refers to the British Columbia government. Inspired by the Major Lazer song 'Know No Better'. The BC Government is renowned for corruption and incompetence.

Liberals are formed by entitled far right wing retirees that identifying with high net worth while being low net worth. Leadership is comprised of freemasons of lower intelligence. Dr Crusty Clark and Drk Gurdass Campbell are recent. No enlightened leadership since WAC Bennett. This party collaborates with the freemasons, mafia, ethnic interests that are easily duped, and entitled retirees on fixed income pensions. The freemasons consistently engage in economic corruption for personal gain. It is customary for these them to be within zero degrees of separation with drug dealers, bikers, and police through the cult. Deep within the mountains of the Okanagan Valley, there exists an Illuminati that rigs the election from West Kelowna. Similar to the Nazi uprising in Austria.

NDP party has a fiscal policy that is Not Directly Proportional to reality. These guys and gals smoke ganja, unionize, grow pony tails, and empty the provincial coffers via fiscal munchies. Able to swing the vote via disenfranchised underemployed (basically 80% of immigrants in BC) labour.

BC is run by Vancouver. Hong Kong runs Vancouver. The Triads, with the People's Liberation Army, run Hong Kong. So BC is run by the world's most dangerous and well organized terrorist organization with govt support.

I saw Gordon Campbell at Kelowna Airport the other day. Double of ranch he was upgrading to a BMW at Budget rental car before heading to the lodge.

double of ranch by realist the December 4, 2017

Double Trouble 

Putting two fingers up your nose at the same time and searching for gold.

I just completed a double trouble mission

Double Trouble by Fck Ye December 9, 2017