Monkey ass fart

When you invest every last penny to your name into cryptocurrency and stocks and lose all of it

Yo Andy you a monkey ass fart

by Derb27 November 19, 2021

Brazilian Monkey Twist

The act of masturbating ones self with their feet.

Being a contortionist can really be helpful when i give myself a Brazilian Monkey Twist.

by Mr Dude Beans March 1, 2015

shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

by minghi May 17, 2003

Monkey Parachute School

One of the lost Bert Reynolds movies. Made early in his career the film is based on a true story of how the British trained monkeys as bombers during the second world war. The monkeys used to have explosives either strapped to them or around their necks. They would parachute out of a plane, land on enemy soil and them run into bunkers and buildings before setting off the bombs. It was seen as a key strategy in the British removing several men of power in Berlin.

The film stars many young actors and Bert Reynolds appearance as a pilot is short lived (he ends up being mashed by a jet engine). The film failed to make any mark at the cinemas and has been restricted to late night television showings on small satellite channels. The film is famous for the lack of one important thing.. Bert Reynolds doesn't have his mustache in it!

Bert: Monkeys! What the sodding hell do they know about parachutes.
Capt. England: More than a washed up fighter pilot.

by Jessop August 8, 2005

monkey fuckin' a football

a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized.
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition

*let me help you lift that box, you look like a monkey fuckin' a football

by bogart March 10, 2005

sweaty bed monkey

Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.

My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.

by Iwan October 25, 2009

Magic Media Monkey

The same as "Magic Monkey" or "Magic Nigger" (but with the emphasis on the fact that this wonderful but largely mythical creature mainly inhabits the wish-world of the liberal media establishment): a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.

Look at that TV commercial - another Magic Media Monkey! Who do they think they're fooling?!

by prairiefire July 5, 2010