A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.
"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"
by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022
Get the Fixing the koi pond mug.A pike fish will eat and destroy smaller trout in a pond, and given enough time, eliminate the trout.
Ooohhh…don’t tell Jimmy you’re buying the drinks! He’ll go through your wallet like a pike through a trout pond before you get a look at the liquor!
by Have a go then April 8, 2022
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Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!
by JfreaknD June 18, 2022
Get the Park Avenue Pony Ride mug.When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"
by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022
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Man I wish I was a Mong who ponged.
A mong who pong is a person who is in the snap chat group chat mongs who pong.
A mong who pong is a person who is in the snap chat group chat mongs who pong.
by A.rascal September 7, 2022
Get the Mongs who pong mug.Used to describe someone who is a faffer, a time waster, a procrastinator.
Derived from the term "Ducking around" derived from "Fucking about".
Someone who aimlessly wonderers around in circles, with no particular direction.
Derived from the term "Ducking around" derived from "Fucking about".
Someone who aimlessly wonderers around in circles, with no particular direction.
by BigWill88 August 12, 2022
Get the On the Pond mug.Azubi Ping Pong findet immer dann statt, wenn 2 Betreuer eines Azubis ihre Differenzen nicht direkt aussprechen und immer den Azubi als Boten zum anderen schicken. Der Azubi fungiert somit als Überbringer der schlechten Nachricht und wird wie ein Ping Pong Ball unter Anschissen hin und her geschlagen.
by AngryAzubi August 25, 2022
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