When you receive wise relationship advice from Murray in stranger things (specifically in a slow burn) which then fully seals your relationship with one another
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Get the Murdoch reverse alarm mug.Hey babe, do you wanna murgult my gus? It makes me super horny," Kimmie says, grabbing Kody's ass and bending him over to kiss him in the kitchen.
"No way, that's gay," Kody says, but Kimmie doesn't stop. She continues to squeeze his cheeks and make passionate kissing noises.
It's only a few seconds before Kody shakes himself free and Kimmie stands there wide-eyed.
"What the fuck, what the fuck was that?" Kody says, walking out.
"Jk, jk," Kimmie whispers.
That is our relationship. He won't let me touch him anywhere near his gus, he even says the word as if it's disgusting. I guess that's why I'm so interested in the murgulting of his gus.
"No way, that's gay," Kody says, but Kimmie doesn't stop. She continues to squeeze his cheeks and make passionate kissing noises.
It's only a few seconds before Kody shakes himself free and Kimmie stands there wide-eyed.
"What the fuck, what the fuck was that?" Kody says, walking out.
"Jk, jk," Kimmie whispers.
That is our relationship. He won't let me touch him anywhere near his gus, he even says the word as if it's disgusting. I guess that's why I'm so interested in the murgulting of his gus.
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Get the Murdoch mug.A form of murgling in which an individual humps their pillow while mewing — a behavior associated with certain online looksmaxxing subcultures — and deliberately refrains from climaxing. This is typically done to prolong arousal and intensify the sensation.
He spent half the night murglemaxxing instead of finishing, claiming it helps with discipline and with his jawline.
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Get the MurgleMaxxing mug.The amount of time allocated to accommodate individuals who tend to experience unforeseen setbacks - as commonly refereed to in Murphy's Law.
We were going to be at the show at 7, but Murphy's Time have Amber and I running about an hour and a half late. We gotta get our lives together.
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