Butch Meat

A butch lesbians donk.

Wow, Did you see that piece of Butch Meat? it was banging.

by The TRUth Speaka July 3, 2011

Meat filofax

A vagina with excessive skin that blocks the vaginal opening.

I was trying to find the vaginal opening but had to flip through the meat filofax to find it.

by Conquifftador April 2, 2025

Molard Meat Crab

A genetically modified crab that's purpose is to produce extra crab meat but grows molars as a defect.

In want my Molard Meat Crab.

by LipinStain June 25, 2021

Meat Wheel

When you and two other friends, connect end to end to form a functional human suck wheel.
Commonly referred to as an extended "69".

"Hey, have you seen Jack, Steve and James?"
"Ah yeh, heard they were stuck in a meat wheel...better avoid them"

by fajonian March 11, 2022

Meat gazer

One who has been selected to watch other men pee into a cup for a drug test

Mike: Sgt. Turbo, I need you to be a meat gazer this month since your name is not on the list.

by Diablo8195 June 12, 2017

chapel meat

The tool a priest uses to engage young choir boys

The priest took the young choir boys behind the bike shed and enlightened them with his chapel meat.

by ChurchMeat April 18, 2015

Taco meat

Slang word for pp tip

Dude your taco meat is saggy

by Valk99 June 29, 2021