My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021

mom

a large penis

i put a mom in your dads ass

by porkhub.com March 15, 2021

Mom

the grim reaper you came out of

person 1:My moms a HOE
person 2:Mine is too

by NRdog March 16, 2021

Mom

The person who does not know that I'm in deep trouble, have no future, even as a pornstar
But watches chinese dramas on a daily basis, telling me i would be able to get a job once I graduate
but clueless about how society works under affluence and influence

Karen: Don't listen to Mom

by publicownedhome March 18, 2021

YOUR MOM GAY

CAMERON AND CAT NOIR SHIP

cam and cat noir are gay your mom gay

by GAY_ASS_BITCH March 18, 2021

Your Mom

One who is large enough to fall off all sides of the bed.

"Your Mom is fat af"

by Pill Cosby💊 March 18, 2021

MOM BRING ME WATER

A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.

You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH

by anonymous March 20, 2021