Cantaloupe

Check out that guy, he looks like a cantaloupe. Short ass.
by A_Bum October 24, 2023
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Boss, I have bad news

Henchman- Boss, I have bad news.
Five minutes later-
*repeated gunshots*
by A_Bum February 26, 2023
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apple

I showed my doctor an apple, an he died.
by A_Bum October 14, 2022
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