A_Bum's definitions

Cantaloupe

Some dude I know that looks like one.

Check out that guy, he looks like a cantaloupe. Short ass.

by A_Bum October 24, 2023

apple

Bane of doctors.

I showed my doctor an apple, an he died.

by A_Bum October 14, 2022

I fucked your mom

What your dad did

What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom

by A_Bum January 27, 2023

Boss, I have bad news

The last words of a henchman.

Henchman- Boss, I have bad news.
Five minutes later-
*repeated gunshots*

by A_Bum February 26, 2023