Boss, I have bad news

The last words of a henchman.
Henchman- Boss, I have bad news.
Five minutes later-
*repeated gunshots*
by A_Bum February 26, 2023
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I fucked your mom

What your dad did
What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom
by A_Bum January 27, 2023
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Cantaloupe

Some dude I know that looks like one.
Check out that guy, he looks like a cantaloupe. Short ass.
by A_Bum October 24, 2023
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apple

Bane of doctors.
I showed my doctor an apple, an he died.
by A_Bum October 14, 2022
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