milk shits

When you wake up and your morning shit consists of white viscous feces that you sometimes have to scoop out with your fingers.

"Dude in the clink I woke up every other night with hella milk shits."

by bonchoblade March 11, 2018

Shit Sheet

To place dog or other animal feces in ones sheet to surprise them at bed time. The victim usually becomes violent so you must hide or be prepared to defend yourself. Best done at a party or for retaliation.

The highlight of the party was when I shit sheeted Johnny. The low point is when he returned with his gun.

I Shit Sheeted Shaniqua. Then got my ass kicked and she hit the showers.

by Dawn Butz May 1, 2011

no shit, son

a phrase used when the sayer of the phrase wishes to express knowledge of an aforementioned statement, regardless of the context.

Person A (To a Metallica Fan): You know nothing about the lyrical stylings and intricacies of Ben Folds.
Person B: No shit, son.

Person A: I just realized the clouds are blue.
Person B: No shit, son.

by khrushchev April 25, 2007

shit too

An interjection denoting disbelief or dismay

Shit too jigga, she didn't give you any play

by aiken October 21, 2002

Personal Shit

A shit someone takes while having an emotional breakdown.

I think Sandra was taking a personal shit. The bathroom floor is covered in tears and it smells like death in there.

by superk13 June 23, 2016

ninja shit

Any persons, male or female, who deposits fecal matter that has such strong nauseating odor that he/she has to lift the front of their shirt to cover their nose, therefore resembling a ninja.

"Man, after I ate all of that limberger and ice cream I had to run to the bathroom and take a smelly ninja shit.

by Reggy Reigns April 21, 2005

Shit Sandwich

Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.

Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man

by Hugh G Rection November 2, 2005