Delirium Sleepums

Delirious statements made when under the influence of sleep, when getting sleepy, or from lack of sleep.

I should not be help accountable for anything I said in Delirium Sleepums.

by dogmom3000 March 24, 2024

gay sleep

when u sleep homosexually

Me: i need gay sleep
Egg: There is no such thing
Rick: Yes there is

by Jixou April 1, 2024

Napoleanic Sleeper

Someone who relentlessly claims more of the bedding and bed as the night goes on.

Sri, a Napoleanic Sleeper, has cocooned herself in the comforter and stuck both her arms out across her body in a sort of Heisman pose, pushing girish to the precipice. When confronted, she half snored, half snorted “Viva La France!”

by a_good_listener June 1, 2024

spicy sleep

Sex

We went back to her house and had spicy sleep.

by Engine2150 January 6, 2025

deep sleeper

When the homie is fast asleep with his mouth wide open so you make him take it all the way to the base and bust in his throat.

"Ew what's that in my throat?" "Tony left you a deep sleeper."

by dvdpigeon January 23, 2025

looks sleep

Food the looks good

That’s lasagna looks Sleep

by Snnnnnjas January 31, 2025

Washington Sleeper

The act of having diarrhea on somebodies pillow without them knowing.

After she dumped me, her ugly ass gave me a Washington Sleeper.

by FatWeiner January 25, 2026