Wrongversation

A conversation that should never be had, with the potential to traumatise one or more participants

"Dad was telling me what a great lay my mum was as I ran away screaming 'wrongversation, wrongversation' with my hands over my ears"

"I think I need to see the therapist after the wrongversation I just had with my ex about her new man's tongue technique"

by pithyoneliner October 14, 2012

wrongfident

A state of being where one is both incorrect and absolutely sure they are correct.

James is so wrongfident in his belief that dogs are marsupials

by ratstache2 November 2, 2016

wrong lane

When a guy is trying to stick his dick in a girl's vagina but accidentally sticks it in the girl's butt.

Oops, that's the wrong lane.

by Coxxypoo March 15, 2017

Wrongwraith

Any massively evil toolbar ruining shot for everybody else on an ongoing basis

Steve Bannon is Trump's #1 Wrongwraith.

by thelustginslanger May 30, 2017

wrong swamp

Formal: This term is used primarily when walking into a wrong classroom during the beginning of the semester.
Informal: A term used to express ones frustration when telling a joke to a new group and nobody in the group laughs

Gaming: The moment in multiplayer games when you turn a corner and find more that one member of the enemy team.

Jim: “Hey guys I’m going to try to invade the enemy’s base and place a sentry...OMG it was the wrong swamp guys! Wrong Swamp!
Michell: “How come every semester I wander into the wrong swamp!

by FoxxyBeb January 6, 2018

Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; a phrase to say if someone uses a phrase in the wrong context

That was the wrong antique squirrel.

by Skully X_X June 12, 2018

Wrong Island Iced Tea

Vodka, gin, rum, tequila, gran mariner, red bull and a splash of coke. Like a long island but different.

I had three wrong island iced teas last night and woke up in my neighbors attic wearing his wife's wedding gown. I won't make that mistake again. Wrong island iced tea is dangerous.

by DcDavis October 30, 2018