yogurt whistle 

slang for penis, duh.

"keep your yogurt whistle in your pants buddy".

"your mom wanted to get freaky so I hosed her down with my yogurt whistle".

yogurt whistle by marcus samuel May 28, 2006

Beef Whistle

penis.
I first heard my friend Grumpy say this one night in 1994 while a particularly skanky newswoman was reading the TV news in Lexington Kentucky.

Grumpy said "I bet she knows her way around a beef whistle".

Beef Whistle by joe anyeaho April 13, 2006

jitt whistle 

This action happens while your having sex with a woman and she gets extremely

wet.

-While the force of your cock strokes going in and out of her pussy while the

wettness and air being pushed into it will make the pussy portray a whistleing

noise.
*This is best performed while having intense rapid paced intercourse.

We were fucking the other night and in mid-stroke i heard her pussy Jitt whistle

So we were having intense sex, i mean i was in rabbit mode. Everything was going

well, she was moaning, getting extrememly wet, then as soon as I slowed up and

went deeper her jizz went all over my sheets and on top of that she let go an intense pussy Jitt whistle.

jitt whistle by balloonknot1 April 7, 2010

pussy whistle 

n. the plastic applicator portion of a tampon that is discarded after installation. (see also: Cotton Mouse)

While cleaning out the primary holding tank at the sewage treatment plant, a facility worker discovered a treasure trove of pussy whistles.

pussy whistle by GeoWhistle September 30, 2008

dog whistle weekend 

This refers to a weekend (or evening perhaps) that is so low key and lacking in events that on a volume scale it is undectable to humans...just like a dog's whistle.

Matt: How was your weekend man?
Jay: Effing horrible. Friday night my ride bailed and Saturday/Sunday I stayed in studying...my weekend was so low key only the dogs were aware.
Matt: Ahh you had a dog whistle weekend...lame.

dog whistle weekend by King Jay March 9, 2008

african mud whistle 

When a white female is fucked by more than 2 black men, making it seam like she is whistle you could stick your cock in anywhere.

John: Allie was african mud whistled last night by Jerone, Geraldo and Ken
Mike: HAHA! That stupid slut really loves the 12 inch nigger cock! I hope they had fun on the bitch!

african mud whistle by Dumby August 4, 2007

butthole whistle 

what a mentally retarded person says when he farts

Joey gimps his way in to a line at walmart and farts loudly yelling BUTTHOLE WHISTLE

butthole whistle by Razurtothewrist666 March 13, 2010