hair weasel

The wad of hair and pubes that collects in the shower drain. Absolutely should be removed after every shower.

Son of a bitch, do you ever clean your tub? That hair weasel's so big, it looks like a small dog napping in there.

hair weasel by ChisosClimber February 24, 2009

VIN WEASEL 

1.)when a male is convinced that his weasel is the essence of perfection and can do no wrong, dominating all
with his tremendous schlong and bears a striking resemblince to vin diesel.

2.)A Weight lifting,Wild and wooly Penis, with the constant desire to be free..
To strike out on it's own and ruin many women's hopes and dreams with promises of many nights of lust,but after only minutes squirting strongly in their eyes.

3.) One's own "Precious" His Penis, A.K.A Weasel or Cock.

Man last night my Vin weasel jumped out of my pants and took off to conquer the hookers down on tacoma ave and make them succumb to its hardcore action figure like man helmet, and then do its bidding !!!!

VIN WEASEL by squirt donkeys December 29, 2006

rat weasel 

Similar to a rat bastard, but with all the sneaky qualities of a weasel.

"Hey man, I heard that Joe screwed you out of some money last week"
"Yeah, that rat weasel got me good"

rat weasel by boywhocriedgolf January 11, 2016

Cunt Weasel 

A really annoying cock of a friend that thinks you owe him everything and he owes you nothing: when a female hasn't cleaned her cavern in months to the point that a weasel could find it a warm nook to live in for the winter. hence the name cunt weasel(never heard of the second definition happing but we all know the first one applies)

James STFU, your being a real Cunt Weasel about your smokes.

Cunt Weasel by The big S October 14, 2005

ass weasel 

A person who loves anal sex and is always trying to have it.

That guy is a such an ass weasel, he makes me sick!

ass weasel by Coa Coa June 14, 2006

Ferret weasel 

A derogotary term, often used as a super offensive insult.

That fucking Bagpuss is a fucking ginger ferret weaselin bastard.

Ferret weasel by Gordy Willmott August 18, 2006

Circus Weasel 

noun. Douchebag that will do anything for attention.

You see that guy wearing Ed Hardy. He's a circus weasel.

Circus Weasel by fagslikeme November 17, 2010