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modern warfare 2

the best game EVER. it beat records or some shit, and has caused me to blow off my friends and prevented me from getting laid on mutiple occasions.
friend: that band you like is playing at that bar you like tonight, wanna come?
me: um.. i have plans sorry broseph
friend:FUCK YOU BONNIE I TOTALLY KNOW YOU ARE PLAYING THAT NEW COD MODERN WARFARE 2.
by miss bro0tal December 4, 2009
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weasel wardancer

An idiot that thinks her life is FreeOldies forum, and that anyone who messes with it, is personally insulting her.

She's also fond of thinking of herself as an important person in life because she is an admin there. Seriously, who gives a fuck?

She's so obsessed with her place on that hellhole of a website, that she enforces strict facsist rules on all members (excepts her friends, superiors, or veteran members), especially/mainly new comers, who are then reffered to with the dereogatory term "dum fuk noob/newb" until they have been on the forum for about a month, despite of all the harrasment i.e "fuk u newb, u don't know what u r sayin" or simply being ignored:

"newb: I have an answer to your problem all you have to do is ...

long time member: I have an answer to your problem all you have to do is ...

guy with problem: thanks long time member!

newb: hey I said that answer first! why am I always ignored?!

long time member 1: stfu noob weasel rules respect her

long time member 2: it's because ur a newb respect the long time members fuck you noob go away we dont need you here weasel rules

newb: man...this forum sucks ass and who the hell is weasel?

weasel: I am and you are banned for one week for flaming you newb!! STFU AND GTFO

newb: yeah right, like i'm EVER coming back to this shit ever again

weasel: that post will get DELETED

long time member 3 that doesn't like weasel: yes i agree you should be banned, you were very offensive and hateful to my friends. however I think weasel is taking this way too far, it was very strict of her to ban him just like that. please dont hurt me!

weasel: you little assclown! how DARE you stand up to my order! this is your last warning! dont fuck with me!"

And so the endless cycle continues. The only "newbs" that stay are retards oblivious to whats going on, and the only people that stay and dont fight back are phucktards afraid of getting banned and scolded by weasel world wardancer.

Be that as a lesson. It may seem like a parody in which things are hugely exagerated, but thats how things are like in that forum. Dumb smacktards with no life.

If they see this they will obviously do whatever they can to remove it.

And if it does get removed, it just shows how ignorant they really are, for they're just prooving my point even more.
Being in FreeOldies is like being in nazi Germany when Weasel Wardancer is around.
by Shenmoo June 17, 2004
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class warfare

class warfare:

Despite assumptions to the contrary, class warfare is not a war between classes. it is, instead, the fuedal practise of attacking someone of equal rank first, and leaving others to take on people of thier own rank.
The fuedal warfare system ended with the hundred years war, when class warfare was eliminated for trained armies of all classes.



*A user said this should be deleted: "Some fucker speaking out of his rich fucking arse. He wouldn't know class warfare when it is burning down his fucking house."*


Wow, props to the genius there who can magically determine wealth from a historically accurate definition. Maybe you should not confuse yourself with inter-class warfare eh, Fuckwit.
by ­ July 9, 2004
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warfield

A gay venue in San Francisco that can play some good shows but half the people get kicked out with x's on their hands for some dumb reason before the second band comes on. Go to Slim's instead.
I got booted out of the warfield for trying to buy a beer without my id before the band even set up
by Show goer January 10, 2008
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modern warefare 2

the soon to be greatest FPS(first person shooter) of all time, the most anticipated game of the decade and the coolest speacial edition ever=modern warefare 2, it combines several diffrent guns from games such as modern warefare 1, rainbow 6 vegas, socom and crams it into one mega game full of twists turns and a bunch of other things that are TOO HARDCORE TO SAY ON THE INTERNET
by willl-i-am August 5, 2009
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Modern Warfare 2

The followup to IW's hit game "Modern Warfare". It has an intense 1 player campaign, a unique co-op system called Special Ops, and a multiplayer component that some call the best ever and "an unbalanced, overrated piece of garbage". Personally, i think the multiplayer is intense and exciting no matter how long you've been playing.
Kid 1:Modern Warfare 2 is the best invention since toilet paper!
Kid 2: Modern Warfare sucks halo is 100 times better.
by xBoX GuY 16523 November 12, 2010
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wafa

Wind assisted fucking asshole

Person who navigates a sailboat
Wow Nano and his crazy dad are wafas
by richu August 14, 2006
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