fat fucking bloated toad

A coworkers definition of the lazy stinky and annoying worker

"That fat fucking bloated toad didn't take out the trash OR wear deodorant"

by Allhailtheglowcloud February 8, 2018

twaddle

Posting narcissistic pointless forum topics aimed at getting attention and pointless responses to garner reaction by announcing unexpected and blasphemous acts.

Deej twaddled on the forums that he was going to drop his homies.

by ManInBigWhiteHat June 23, 2010

twoadays

The act of switching underwear after the first pair of underwear has been too encumbered with "duckbutter" or "swampass" or "bat-wings".

"Dude before we go out I got to go home."

"Why man?"

"Its summer........"

"So?"

"It's twoadays"

"Okay, gotcha"

by anhatt2 August 3, 2012

toady head

a fat, stupid, obnoxious, drunk who ties shirts around his waste

Johny: Chris got drunk last night and caught an std in tijuana

Beak: Fucking toady head

by the man March 4, 2004

toadsmagodes

a word that can universally mean everything and anything,
It can also be alone without a sentence, It will still have the same meaning
It has nothing to do with frogs!

Dude that is so toadsmagodes! (cool,awesome,weird,gross ect.)

by TheFryle_co. May 12, 2009

Toad

Totally; okay

Toad

by Croy Croy October 20, 2010

Toad

A cute looking circumcised penis :3

Steph: heard you just got circumcised, let me see your toad! :3

Ben: What? :/

by SmellyToad February 1, 2012